Segment #1

Jon Stewart's opening "make up sex" joke fell flat but delivered a series of good bits to follow it up. A nice mix of edginess (Gaydolf Titler!) with more traditional fare (lawyer jokes!). He is off to a solid start. His low key approach is winning him points in my living room.
Two Jack Nicholson reaction shots in the first 5 minutes. It is nice to know that somethings never go out of style.
Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee got the honor of being cut to after the night's first racial joke; it is sad to know some things never go out of style.
Barbara Streisand's attempt at humility in the look back at her Oscar win shows that she isn't that great of an actress.