Segment #3

The Rock is an excellent actor, though he shines brighter when wearing black bikini briefs.

Best Visual Effects: Hasbro's Transformers have suffered their first loss.

I love the technical awards because it is chance for hard core nerds to change out of their black T-shirts and rub elbows with the stars.

Best Art Direction: Sweeney Todd snags a well deserved statuette.


I am still sick of Jennifer Hudson. And Kate Hudson, for that matter.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Hal Oldbrook?
My friend Brady would like to request a George Clooney-Tom Wilkinson sandwich.
Javier Bardem's speech was nice and sincere and intercontinental.

There hasn't been a lame acceptance speech yet.