Segment #7

Renee Zellweger gets the award for buff squinty alien with sloppy pixie cut.

My friend Jessica just admitted that she has seen The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming! twice in the last month. Isn't that weird?


That was one of the most inspiring honorary Oscars in recent memory. I hope to be that enthusiastic about movies when I am 98.


Guttenburg update: It appears that the only reason Steve Guttenburg got a ticket was because he is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. That makes more sense.

Glad to know that Patrick Dempsey is both "Handsome and versatile".

Was that Amy Adams dancing during that terrible Enchanted song?

BEST SONG: Leave it to the Irish to take down the Disney juggernaut! That was truly an excellent speech. Though that was a particularly cruel musical send off.